Free Trial of Giving Zero F*cks

🔥 Welcome to the Free Trial of Giving Zero F*cks

(Or: How to Use This Book Without Having a Full Existential Spiral)

Congrats. You’ve officially reached your “I’m not doing this anymore” era — and this little sampler is your starter pack. It’s not a self-help book. It’s not a productivity hack. It’s a break. A tantrum. A permission slip to stop caring (strategically).

Inside, you’ll find a chaotic mix of coloring pages, petty journal prompts, burned-out affirmations, and anti-hustle activities. Think of it like emotional bubble wrap for grown-ups who’ve had enough.

This isn’t about “getting it together.” It’s about acknowledging that it’s all a bit much — and flipping the bird to the pressure to pretend otherwise.