I Do, I Did, I’m Done: A Savage Coloring & Activity Book for Divorce, Breakups, and Ghostings

💔 Just got dumped? Freshly divorced? Ghosted by someone who “wasn’t ready” but got engaged six weeks later? Same.

Welcome to I Do, I Did, I’m Done: The Breakup Recovery Coloring & Activity Book — the hilarious, petty, and oddly therapeutic way to survive heartbreak. Whether you’re crying in the Target bathroom, rage-texting your group chat, or finally reclaiming your peace, this book is your messy but loyal rebound.

Inside, you’ll find:
✨ Coloring Pages — from snarky mandalas to savage award badges (“Most Likely to Ghost”).
✨ Petty Activities — Ex-BINGO, Red Flag Spotting, and “Emotional Baggage Claim.”
✨ Cathartic Prompts — rewrite the breakup text, roast your ex, and plan your villain era.
✨ LOL Therapy — because laughter heals faster than closure ever will.

✔ Perfect breakup gift for women who need a laugh (and wine).
✔ Stress relief coloring for adults who are D-O-N-E with their ex’s BS.
✔ Divorce gift idea that’s way better than unsolicited advice.

This isn’t your typical self-help book. You won’t find inspirational quotes about forgiveness or toxic positivity here. Instead, you’ll find a sarcastic sidekick that reminds you:

• You’re hotter than your last situationship.

• You deserve flowers and the whole damn garden.

• And petty coloring counts as self-care.

🎉 So grab your pens, grab your wine, and let’s color through the chaos.