Tinsel? Check. Lights? Check. A soul slowly unraveling under the weight of festive expectations? Double check.
Introducing the Jingled and Jaded tee — for anyone feeling a little less “holly jolly” and a little more “don’t even try me, Carol.”
This shirt is your official uniform for surviving December with style, sass, and just enough glitter to look like you tried.
✨ Why You’ll Love It (Even If You Hate the Holidays):
Buttery-soft cotton blend that feels like the emotional support hug you never asked for
Unisex fit — looks good on everyone, including your seasonal depression
Crisp, durable print that won't fade — unlike your patience
🎄 Wear It To:
Pretend you’re fine at family dinner
Christmas parties you can’t escape
Literally anywhere that requires “festive attire” but not “festive energy”
Because you’ve been jingled. You’re definitely jaded. And now you’ve got the shirt to prove it.
🛒 Add to cart and jingle on, you beautiful disaster.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
