Running late? Running empty? Same. The Running on Caffeine and Questionable Life Choices Tee is the official uniform for anyone fueled by lattes, bad decisions, and sheer chaos. It’s comfy enough for all-nighters and bold enough to tell the world what really keeps you going.
Unisex fit – looks good on literally everyone (even at 3 a.m.)
Soft cotton blend – cozy enough for hangovers and Monday mornings
Vintage gas-gauge graphic – needle firmly buried in “bad ideas”
Pairs well with: cold brew, impulse buys, and saying “just one more episode”
Because balance is overrated.
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand. No minimums.
