Small talk? Declined. Social energy? Buffering… The Introverting in Progress 99% Tee is perfect for anyone who’d rather be curled up at home than making awkward eye contact at a party. It’s comfy, witty, and lets people know you’re almost fully shut down.
Unisex fit – relaxed, just like your social calendar
Soft cotton blend – feels like your favorite blanket fort
Progress bar graphic stuck at 99% – because you’re this close to disappearing
Pairs well with: noise-cancelling headphones, canceled plans, and a good book
Because introverting is a full-time job, and you’re always on the clock.
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand. No minimums.
