Congratulations, you’ve finally found a trophy for your true calling. The Doom-Scrolling Champion Tee celebrates late-night TikTok spirals, endless Twitter arguments, and “just five more minutes” that somehow become three hours. Wear it proudly — you’ve earned this title.
Unisex fit – comfy enough for marathon scrolling sessions
Soft cotton blend – feels better than your screen-time report
Retro laurel wreath + phone graphic – your official badge of honor
Pairs well with: blue light glasses, cold pizza at midnight, and ignoring your alarm
Because you may not be thriving, but you are winning — at doom-scrolling.
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. This product is made on demand. No minimums.
